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@PeopleofWalmart Alice In Walmart... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11249
02:16 AM, Mar 10 from web

@ICHCheezburger Give a cat a cookie, http://chzb.gr/aNu4GS #cheezburger
02:15 AM, Mar 10 from twitterfeed

@FailBlog Church Sign Fail http://chzb.gr/bEoOzp #fail #cheezburger
12:49 AM, Mar 10 from twitterfeed

@ICHCheezburger Uh, if you go out looking like that http://chzb.gr/cvar7f #cheezburger
12:45 AM, Mar 10 from twitterfeed

@CollegeHumor I think China is trying to communicate with us through fortune cookies: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802446
12:07 AM, Mar 10 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Remember: "its" means "it is" and "it's" is the possessive form of "it."
12:00 AM, Mar 10 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Beefcake... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5769
11:36 PM, Mar 09 from web

@ICHCheezburger Basement Cat Exorcism Step 1 : http://chzb.gr/9GiD3i #cheezburger
09:15 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@TheBloggess http://blogs.chron.com/goodmombadmom/2010/03/i_am_worthy.html Much harder than it should have been. Your turn.
09:06 PM, Mar 09 from web

@FakeAPStylebook In radio parlance, "wilco" means "will comply" and "roger" means a jolly good buggering.
09:00 PM, Mar 09 from HootSuite

@badbanana Focus groups are still the best way to discover what people who don't value their time value.
08:39 PM, Mar 09 from web

@PeopleofWalmart Bear Vs. Shark... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11237
08:23 PM, Mar 09 from web

@awkwardfamily These Hands http://tinyurl.com/ygoarnu
08:17 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “Can I borrow a pen?” #Idontevenknowwhattosayhere
06:56 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “Just ate a sandwich.” #OHMYGODSHUTUP
06:56 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “I’m at 357 SW Appleberry Street and here's a link to a map of it for some reason.” #Juststopitalready
06:55 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!” #youstarteditasshole
06:55 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “Let’s get the Jonas Bros/Justin Beiber/Twilight to trend!!!!! <33” #youdontgettousetwitteranymore
06:54 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “I need coffee.” #Yourenotaddinganythingtotheconversation
06:54 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess RT: “I hate Mondays.” #Shitthatnevershouldhavebeentweetedinthefirstplace
06:53 PM, Mar 09 from web

@TheBloggess http://askthebloggess.pnn.com/13150-the-front-page Use twitter or you're probably going to get murdered.
06:44 PM, Mar 09 from web

@Broslife I have a sense of humor. But not when it comes to an Armani super 220 merino wool bespoke suit. Respect the thread.
06:17 PM, Mar 09 from web

@ICHCheezburger Thank you http://chzb.gr/aDBEZ2 #cheezburger
06:15 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@awkwardfamily Operation http://tinyurl.com/ygkydjt
06:10 PM, Mar 09 from web

@gordonshumway My dog is like a garbage disposal with legs. Also a garbage disposal that throws up in the guest room & triumphantly licks its own weiner.
06:02 PM, Mar 09 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Chthulu - Ahhhhhhhhh! Noooooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
06:00 PM, Mar 09 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart I Try To Say Goodbye & I Choke... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11233
04:56 PM, Mar 09 from TweetDeck

@FailBlog Wedding Reception Fail http://chzb.gr/9OJFso #fail #cheezburger
04:35 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@badbanana Preparing for St. Patrick's Day by building up my tolerance for beard puke. So far, still squeamish.
04:18 PM, Mar 09 from web

@ICHCheezburger One of these things #cheezburger
03:45 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@TheBloggess These are the things you don't learn in college.
03:43 PM, Mar 09 from web

@PeopleofWalmart Right Near Da Beach... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11222
03:05 PM, Mar 09 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Revenue from personals ads lost to Craigslist can be recouped by just going ahead and creating a "hookers" category.
03:00 PM, Mar 09 from HootSuite

@gordonshumway My International Women's Day celebration is late. I guess that means I'm pregnant.
01:17 PM, Mar 09 from web

@FailBlog Oh, I wouldn’t say that. Have you seen Amy Winehouse? http://chzb.gr/965Jpb #fail #cheezburger
01:14 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@FailBlog Physics Win http://chzb.gr/ah60Cs #fail #cheezburger
01:14 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@ICHCheezburger I haz self-control. http://chzb.gr/9Djyyx #cheezburger
12:15 PM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@ICHCheezburger Kitteh just wants to cuddle http://chzb.gr/dgKwBi #cheezburger
10:45 AM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@badbanana I watch this three times a day to reduce my Winter Olympics withdrawal symptoms: http://is.gd/a0kAu
04:43 AM, Mar 09 from web

@badbanana The oldest living American has died at the age of 114. Pretty sure that opening number at the Oscars was the final straw.
04:18 AM, Mar 09 from web

@awkwardfamily BTA: Up In The Air http://tinyurl.com/yekx6k6
03:55 AM, Mar 09 from web

@ICHCheezburger Another day http://chzb.gr/bh8azL #cheezburger
02:15 AM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@PeopleofWalmart Slam Dunk Da Funk... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11212
02:08 AM, Mar 09 from web

@ICHCheezburger Precarious you say? http://chzb.gr/aGdK6I #cheezburger
12:45 AM, Mar 09 from twitterfeed

@FakeAPStylebook Remember, brevity is.
12:00 AM, Mar 09 from HootSuite

@badbanana Pro Tip: Ask to speak to Monday's manager. I just complained and got a $10 gift card to Staples. (Score!)
11:20 PM, Mar 08 from web

@CollegeHumor 4 things you can't do on Chatroulette: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802150
10:43 PM, Mar 08 from web

@ICHCheezburger seven sharpies http://chzb.gr/9viFXm #cheezburger
09:15 PM, Mar 08 from twitterfeed

@FakeAPStylebook When referencing "Johnson & Johnson," be sure to note that the second "Johnson" refers to the first's junk.
09:00 PM, Mar 08 from HootSuite

@awkwardfamily Girl Overboard http://tinyurl.com/yeb3l98
07:17 PM, Mar 08 from web

@badbanana Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine.
07:11 PM, Mar 08 from web

@Broslife Step 1:Buy a fake oscar from a memorabilia store. Step 2:Say you won it for something like sound mixing. Step 3: Get laid.
06:35 PM, Mar 08 from web

@CollegeHumor Die Hardly Working - Our truly epic, special fx-crammed CH action movie. http://bit.ly/aUdzah
06:29 PM, Mar 08 from web

@awkwardfamily @tablehopper @SwapMamas @maxkalehoff Wow, thanx for all the tweets. ✌
06:21 PM, Mar 08 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Emphasize the most important sentences in your story by ending them with "SON." "The County Commission voted 7-2 to pass its budget, SON."
06:00 PM, Mar 08 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Pink Taco... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11200
05:13 PM, Mar 08 from TweetDeck

@FailBlog Celebration Fail http://chzb.gr/9xzOtI #fail #cheezburger
04:39 PM, Mar 08 from twitterfeed

@FakeAPStylebook The "Italian Hyphen A" should only be used in quotes from actual plumbers or occasionally in relevant headlines ("IT'S-A REGICIDE!")
03:00 PM, Mar 08 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Seymore Butts... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8681
02:53 PM, Mar 08 from web

@FailBlog Aww. Someone’s a bit special, aren’t they? http://tinyurl.com/yerf74v #fail #cheezburger
01:16 PM, Mar 08 from twitterfeed

@FailBlog Grinding Fail http://chzb.gr/a3wyMZ #fail #cheezburger
10:09 AM, Mar 08 from twitterfeed

@badbanana If I'd wanted to watch four hours of something this boring I would have gone to see Avatar.
05:42 AM, Mar 08 from web

@badbanana This dance montage is part of Obama's job program. All out of work factory workers.
04:49 AM, Mar 08 from web

@badbanana Where's the category for Best Direct to Video Movie?
04:45 AM, Mar 08 from web

@gordonshumway I just won the Oscar for Outstanding Achievement in Standing at the Sink Eating a Hot Dog & Revisiting Every Bad Decision I've Ever Made.
03:09 AM, Mar 08 from web

@PeopleofWalmart Poppin' Fresh... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11186
02:05 AM, Mar 08 from TweetDeck

@awkwardfamily @promochick106 we hope it makes you feel better ☺
12:08 AM, Mar 08 from web

@PeopleofWalmart Bam! Pow! Boom! http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=11173
10:01 PM, Mar 07 from web

@FailBlog About To Fail http://chzb.gr/8ZRmtx #fail #cheezburger
07:11 PM, Mar 07 from twitterfeed

@FailBlog The economy is hitting us all pretty hard http://chzb.gr/aP0MAA #fail #cheezburger
01:16 PM, Mar 07 from twitterfeed

@awkwardfamily ★SNS★:Medieval Renaissance http://tinyurl.com/ygzq4hh
05:04 AM, Mar 07 from web

@Broslife Ties are multi purposeful. They can be used as blindfolds, to tie someone to a bedpost, or even as a whip. Other ways ties can be used?
01:15 AM, Mar 07 from web

@FailBlog Urinal Fail http://chzb.gr/c9LVPk #fail #cheezburger
07:08 PM, Mar 06 from twitterfeed

@awkwardfamily Thank you: @sarahbatz @PaulPeros @smcnary @noah_skape @laura_fahn @_nephilim @zimmiezelda @thefragile367 for the #ff ♥
05:10 AM, Mar 06 from web

@Broslife Barney Diem.
02:28 AM, Mar 06 from web

@FakeAPStylebook When a public figure denounces homosexuality, prepare accordingly for said public figure's eventual outing.
12:00 AM, Mar 06 from HootSuite

@CollegeHumor The Winter Olympics in 60 Seconds: http://bit.ly/btNYUO
11:30 PM, Mar 05 from web

@awkwardfamily @mvjennings where is the awkward love?
09:53 PM, Mar 05 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Although often mistyped as "low and behold", the actual phrase is "lo and behowld."
09:00 PM, Mar 05 from HootSuite

@CollegeHumor Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010 -- http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802286
08:46 PM, Mar 05 from web

@CollegeHumor 3 Awesome Craigslist Posts: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802283
08:35 PM, Mar 05 from web

@awkwardfamily Showgirls http://tinyurl.com/yf55b8g
06:41 PM, Mar 05 from web

@CollegeHumor The LaBeouf family curse revealed! http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802261
11:46 PM, Mar 04 from web

@Broslife Sex isn't the goal. It's the journey....to even more sex.
07:13 PM, Mar 04 from web

@CollegeHumor Every situation really ends with a bang. http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1802220
11:56 PM, Mar 03 from web

@gordonshumway "The Sixth Sense" would've been infinitely more disturbing if the kid could've only smelled the dead people.
11:34 PM, Mar 03 from web

@CollegeHumor Patrick & Dan as Penn & Teller in "Bullet Trick": http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929378
09:42 PM, Mar 03 from web

@Broslife 3-D porn....if this hasn't been invented yet....it needs to be.
06:38 PM, Mar 03 from web

@gordonshumway I've never regretted buying an HDTV until tonight, until I noticed Ellen DeGeneres' neck skin.
02:24 AM, Mar 03 from web

@CollegeHumor 5 videogame character Twitter accounts: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1801490
11:54 PM, Mar 02 from web

@Broslife Looks like it's four more years until "I'm an Olympic bobsledder" will get you laid again.
10:56 PM, Mar 02 from web

@Broslife There's only two things better then hot drunk twins.....hot drunk triplets and hot drunk quadruplets.
02:32 AM, Mar 02 from web

@gordonshumway OK, dog, just because I have to watch you pee doesn't mean that you have to do the same to me. That goes for you too, upstairs neighbor.
02:17 PM, Mar 01 from web

@Broslife Sunday morning is Saturday night's evil ugly sister. It hurts even to look at her.
08:18 PM, Feb 28 from web

@gordonshumway Two Duraflame logs. A box of Milk Bones. A bottle of Astroglide. Try to figure me out, Walgreens cashier. Just try.
05:28 PM, Feb 28 from web

@Broslife Ladies...Ask not what Barney Stinson can do for you ....Ask what you can do for Barney Stinson.
08:25 PM, Feb 26 from web

@gordonshumway Sephora just sent me a sample of Kat Von D's perfume. It smells like stale booze, bad decisions and hepatitis.
05:30 PM, Feb 25 from web

@gordonshumway I just won 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies on eBay. The only way my life could be sadder is if I had to wear a mask made of my 10th grade face
04:22 PM, Feb 25 from Birdhouse

@gordonshumway When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not "No, I just lie there."
01:18 AM, Feb 25 from web

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