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Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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@gordonshumway (Jelisa Castrodale)

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@badbanana Too drowsy to operate heavy machinery. Moving on to light firearms.
06:21 AM, Sep 03 from Echofon

@FailBlog Google Maps FAIL - epic fail photos - google maps fail http://dbl.chzb.gr/18Qotr
04:24 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@awkwardfamily The Chug http://tinyurl.com/2c5ycd9
04:08 AM, Sep 03 from web

@ICHCheezburger No eatz me plz - Funny Pictures - No eatz me plz I haz no flvr http://dbl.chzb.gr/18Qmwg
03:23 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@FailBlog Cake Ordering FAIL - epic fail photos - Cake Ordering FAIL http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QmwI
03:23 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@ICHCheezburger VIDEO: Owtrayjus Kitteh House - Lolcats, cats and funny captions - VIDEO: Owtrayjus Kitteh House http://dbl.chzb.gr/18Qldp
02:29 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@FailBlog Note WIN - epic fail photos - note win http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QlgE
02:29 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@badbanana Red Baron pizza is probably my favorite frozen food named after a German officer from a world war. What's yours?
01:28 AM, Sep 03 from Echofon

@ICHCheezburger Scoot teh bed - Funny Pictures - Scoot teh bed forward a bit. I'z losing my sunbeam. http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QdXq
01:26 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@FailBlog Phrase FAIL - epic fail photos - Phrase FAIL http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QdXU
01:26 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Do you know that person who appears in the back of a photo that you can not recognize? Yeah, you have been... http://fb.me/GBrnJ1Uh
12:39 AM, Sep 03 from Facebook

@CollegeHumor Party Permission Slip http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1808829
12:29 AM, Sep 03 from web

@ICHCheezburger GIF: Aifink Ai Can, Aifink Ai Can, Aifink Ai Can… - Lolcats, cats and funny captions - GIF: Aifink Ai Can, Aif... http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QbGw
12:26 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@FailBlog Sign FAIL - epic fail photos - sign fail http://dbl.chzb.gr/18QbHw
12:26 AM, Sep 03 from HootSuite

@ICHCheezburger Kitteh Takes a Trip, Reunites Wif Owner Via Twitter, Gets a Rail Card http://dbl.chzb.gr/18Q94C
11:26 PM, Sep 02 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Baby Henna... http://fb.me/vCgo4yRx
11:00 PM, Sep 02 from Facebook

@FakeAPStylebook When interviewing Tim Curry, resist to urge to shout "SAY IT!!!" during any pauses.
10:00 PM, Sep 02 from HootSuite

@awkwardfamily @sjlucas07 @EG75 @johnparkinson The only way 2 win is 2 enter ☺ Awkward Office Family Photo Contest http://tinyurl.com/2f5rty7 #theoffice
09:10 PM, Sep 02 from web

@PeopleofWalmart Afternoon Delight... http://fb.me/IwF5OT47
07:59 PM, Sep 02 from Facebook

@TheBloggess http://tinyurl.com/2fffn97 Nice try, Improv Everywhere.
07:19 PM, Sep 02 from web

@badbanana Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband wants to plastinate her body. I better look that word up to see if my vomiting was warranted.
06:36 PM, Sep 02 from web

@PeopleofWalmart I Got My Flippy Floppies... http://fb.me/GpeFgYRC
05:20 PM, Sep 02 from Facebook

@FakeAPStylebook astroturfing - Using the internet to fake a popular movement. Also, $50 extra at the massage parlor in Chinatown.
04:13 PM, Sep 02 from HootSuite

@PeopleofWalmart Looking Ravenous... http://fb.me/EO9nZcvo
02:37 PM, Sep 02 from Facebook

@badbanana I appreciate how George Lopez opens his eyes wider at the end of each joke so I know he said something funny.
04:13 AM, Sep 02 from web

@badbanana Please explain to me how Crocodile Dundee could have earned enough money to owe $38 million in back taxes.
02:35 AM, Sep 02 from web

@CollegeHumor Da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man" Goes to College - http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1808793 - Art imitates college life.
11:44 PM, Sep 01 from web

@TheBloggess And once again, the comment-of-the-day is funnier than the post: http://thebloggess.com/?p=7871
10:10 PM, Sep 01 from web

@TheBloggess @finslippy I had to look up "satsumas" too. I thought it was a kind of vase.
10:01 PM, Sep 01 from web

@FakeAPStylebook The past imperfect third-person infinitive passive verb tense should be used only in Latin.
10:00 PM, Sep 01 from HootSuite

@CollegeHumor New video: Photoshop's Photobomb Tool - http://bit.ly/bG5RNO. Ruining photos just got easier!
09:46 PM, Sep 01 from web

@TheBloggess http://thebloggess.com/?p=7871 Fuck. And now I'm mad again.
09:16 PM, Sep 01 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Restrict usage of "portzebie," "furshlugginer," and "FWADDAPP!" to articles about MAD Magazine and profiles of senators.
04:01 PM, Sep 01 from HootSuite

@awkwardfamily ☞ Awkward Office Family Photo Contest! http://tinyurl.com/2f2458z
03:03 PM, Sep 01 from web

@awkwardfamily The Klingers http://tinyurl.com/23oozsj
10:07 PM, Aug 31 from web

@FakeAPStylebook Avoid repeating common myths: we only use 10% of our brains, drink 8 glasses of water a day, man landed on the moon.
10:00 PM, Aug 31 from HootSuite

@Broslife What's your favorite best-selling book written by me? Debate!
07:47 PM, Aug 31 from web

@awkwardfamily Condolences http://tinyurl.com/2bjzmug
01:55 AM, Aug 31 from web

@Broslife Big boobs defy gravity. That's science.
04:30 AM, Aug 30 from web

@Broslife One step closer to Laser Tag being an official Olympic sport: http://tiny.cc/jxcyh. Thanks bro @Kousta
03:39 AM, Aug 26 from web

@Broslife Another week, another Scotch Tuesday.
02:43 AM, Aug 25 from web

@gordonshumway I named my fantasy team Eat Prey, Love. The mascot is Julia Roberts devouring Javier Bardem with all seven rows of her razor sharp teeth.
09:54 PM, Aug 24 from web

@gordonshumway Just pulled a withered old cucumber out of the vegetable drawer. All of a sudden, I feel overwhelming sympathy for Larry King's wife.
02:49 PM, Aug 24 from web

@Broslife When you climb through as many windows as I do in the middle of the night, you're bound to rip a suit sometimes. Goodbye, my sweet Caraceni.
01:12 AM, Aug 23 from web

@gordonshumway Just saw a guy leaving Costco with four pounds of FiberCon & a forty pack of Trojans. Someone doesn't plan on wearing pants this weekend.
05:49 PM, Aug 20 from web

@gordonshumway It always sounds uncomfortably racist to ask for White American cheese on my Subway sandwich. I'm going to say I want Me Cheese instead.
08:32 PM, Aug 17 from web

@gordonshumway Ma'am, I mean this in the nicest way, but your baby looks just like Warren G. Harding.
07:53 PM, Aug 13 from Twitterrific

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